cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
consider this , how the fukc is it september
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”